Susan Berliner is the author of the supernatural thrillers,
"DUST," "Peachwood Lake," "The Disappearance," "Corsonia," and
the short story collection, "The Sea Crystal and Other Weird Tales."
Thanks to everyone who entered the funny title contest, based on
Larry Berliner's new book--You Can't Be Serious: An inner-city teacher
a-muses about school and life.
Contestants were asked to make up an original funny title using the
first three words of his book: You Can't Be ____ (with subtitle optional).
Here are the top titles:
First Place ($25 gift card to Barnes & Noble):
You Can't Be Reached: I'm always on hold!
Renie Tottenham, East Dennis, MA
Runners-Up (autographed copy of Corsonia, The Disappearance,
Peachwood Lake, DUST, The Sea Crystal and Other Weird Tales,
or You Can't Be Serious):
You Can't Be Baking: I'm on a diet
Kelly Kise, Bellefontaine, OH
You Can't Be Tamed: Wild and Free is the Way to Be
Lisa Moreno, Tucson, AZ